anygoddamnedcolleen:

noblealice:

inothernews:

BACK IN THE U.S.S.R.   So by now we know that U.S. swimmer Michael Phelps has broken the all-time Olympics record for most medals ever, with 19 (as of yesterday — Phelps has three more events to go at the summer games in London).  But many members of the media failed to point out exactly whose record Phelps had broken: it belonged to Russian gymnast Larisa Latynina, who won 18 medals between 1956 and 1964.  She was in attendance during Phelps’s record-smashing performance on Tuesday.  ”Latynina joked in recent weeks that it was time for a man to be able to do what a woman had done long ago,” wrote the New York Times.  ”And that it was too bad Phelps was not Russian.”  (Photo: AP via the Times)

”It was time for a man to be able to do what a woman had done long ago.”

#p.s. one time she won 6 medals (5 of them gold) at world championships while FOUR MONTHS PREGNANT #let’s see phelps do that

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jack, you are a dick.

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readmor:

THIS IS FUNNY

I remember seeing Christian in a makeup chair. There’s a three-year-old in me that’s going, ‘That’s Batman!’

laurenamore | everets

bon appetit actually comes from the latin, boner appetite, meaning “hungry for that dick meat”

FALSE. It ACTUALLY comes from the French “bon” meaning “good” “appetit” meaning “appetite”. I live in south Louisiana where Creole French is spoken and I have French heritage. My grandfather used to say this to me before every meal.